Adulthood, Straight Up Worse Hood I’ve Ever Lived In – Sarcastic Retro

Nobody warned us about the rent, the trauma, or the character development.
If adulthood ever humbled you aggressively… welcome home.

This funny adulting design is for anyone navigating real life with sarcasm, attitude, and just enough self-awareness to laugh through it.

We were overqualified for this life by age twelve—we just didn’t know it yet.

Soft, lightweight, and made for everyday wear—this classic tee delivers a clean fit with just the right amount of stretch. Comfortable, flattering, and built to last.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester) 
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) 
• Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction 
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61
5XL	35	31	62-65

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)	CHEST (cm)
XS	68.6	42	78.7-86.4
S	71.1	45.7	86.4-94
M	73.7	50.8	96.5-104.1
L	76.2	55.9	106.7-114.3
XL	78.7	61	116.8-124.5
2XL	81.3	66	127-134.6
3XL	83.8	71.1	137.2-144.8
4XL	86.4	76.2	147.3-155
5XL	89	78.7	157.5-165

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Adulthood, Straight Up Worse Hood I’ve Ever Lived In – Sarcastic Retro Graphic T-Shirt