{"product_id":"funny-statement-cropped-hoodie-not-my-circus-not-my-monkeys-shirt-dated-the-clowns-humor-graphic-sweatshirt","title":"Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys But I Definitely Dated the Clowns – Funny Big Top Tent Graphic Cropped Hoodie","description":"Some lessons you learn once.\u003cbr\u003e\nOthers wear face paint and red flags.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNot my circus. Not my monkeys.\u003cbr\u003e\nBut yes — I dated the clowns.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor anyone who survived the chaos and came out with better standards (and better stories).\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSoft, lightweight, and cut to stand out—this cropped hoodie features a relaxed fit with a raw hem for that effortless throwback edge. Easy to style, hard to ignore.\u003cbr\u003e\n• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece\u2028\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz\/yd² (220 g\/m²)\u2028\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dropped shoulder cut\u2028\u003cbr\u003e\n• Cropped body with raw hem\u2028\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dyed-to-match drawstrings\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e19 ⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21 ⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22 ⅛\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22 ⅞\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e47.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e59.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e49.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e64.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e69.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Infinite Mischief","offers":[{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43959286661208,"sku":"2983370_9643","price":95.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43959286693976,"sku":"2983370_9644","price":95.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43959286726744,"sku":"2983370_9645","price":95.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":43959286759512,"sku":"2983370_9646","price":95.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43959286792280,"sku":"2983370_9647","price":95.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Storm \/ S","offer_id":43959286825048,"sku":"2983370_9648","price":95.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Storm \/ M","offer_id":43959286857816,"sku":"2983370_9649","price":95.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Storm \/ L","offer_id":43959286890584,"sku":"2983370_9650","price":95.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Storm \/ XL","offer_id":43959286923352,"sku":"2983370_9651","price":95.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Storm \/ 2XL","offer_id":43959286956120,"sku":"2983370_9652","price":95.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0699\/7036\/2456\/files\/womens-cropped-hoodie-military-green-front-69d2e699f2250.png?v=1775429285","url":"https:\/\/infinitemischiefclothing.com\/products\/funny-statement-cropped-hoodie-not-my-circus-not-my-monkeys-shirt-dated-the-clowns-humor-graphic-sweatshirt","provider":"Infinite Mischief","version":"1.0","type":"link"}